Frasier (TV Series)

The Two Mrs. Cranes (1996)

Jane Leeves: Daphne Moon

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Quotes 

• Daphne : I didn't mean to put you in an awkward position.

  Niles : When it comes to you, no position is too awkward.

• Dr. Frasier Crane : Clive called for you earlier

  Daphne : Did he sound British?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : No, he was one of those fiery Mexican Clives.

• Daphne : [to Clive]  Really, we're not the awful people you think we are.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : No, the truth is we've been lying to you all night!

• Daphne : [referring to Clive]  Oh, we were mad for each other. He was very sweet and had the most gorgeous eyes you ever saw.

  Niles : But...

  Daphne : Oh yes, that, too.

• Daphne : You get rid of her now, or it's Rattlesnake Ridge for you.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : You wouldn't!

  Daphne : Oh, wouldn't I? And by the way, Stinky needs a ride.

  [Frasier gasps] 

• Daphne : You'd think with all your dozens and dozens of men, you could at least leave one for me.

  Roz Doyle : Dozens? Did you tell her that?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Well forgive me for keeping track.

• Daphne Moon : Well, isn't this ironic! All these years I've nagged him to make something of himself. And now look at him, a captain of industry, and still as handsome as ever.

  Dr. Niles Crane : Yes, well, send in the clowns!

  [Roz and Frasier enter from the balcony] 

  Dr. Niles Crane : Don't bother, they're here.