Frasier (TV Series)

The Two Mrs. Cranes (1996)

John Mahoney: Martin Crane

Quotes 

• Clive : Daphne, I noticed in the phone book, your surname still is Moon.

  Niles : That must be an old book. Now she hyphenates. It's Moon-Crane.

  Martin : I remember the first time I ever drove a moon crane. I nearly rolled it into the Sea of Tranquility.

• [Martin needs a ride to his army reunion] 

  Martin : Come on, they're great guys. Stinky, Wolfman, Boom-Boom, Jim. Of course his name's not really Jim, we just call him that because he likes to drink Jim Beam. Just like we call Hank "Bud," because he drinks Budweiser. Come on, you'd love these guys!

  Niles : We're sherry drinkers, Dad. Think about it!

• [Martin pretends to be an astronaut] 

  Martin : Ya know, most people think that there the name Buzz Aldrin has some huge meaning behind it... nope, he was afraid of bees.

• Martin : What the hell is going on here?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Clive is Daphne's old boyfriend. She's trying to let him down easily by pretending to be married to Niles.

  Niles : This is *my* place. Frasier's staying here temporarily because he's separated from Maris.

  Martin : [to Frasier]  You couldn't stand her either, huh?

• Martin : [Martin needs a ride for a weekend trip. He looks to Frasier, Niles, and Daphne]  So, who's the lucky one?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Well, by my count, two of us get to be lucky!