- [following an embarrassing series of romantic misunderstandings that has seen everyone chase everyone else]
- Frasier: Wait, wait, wait. Let me see if I've got this straight. All the lust coursing through this lodge tonight, all the hormones virtually ricocheting off the walls, and no one... was chasing me?
- [there is an embarrassed pause from everyone]
- Frasier: See you at breakfast.
- [about Frasier's crush on Daphne's friend Annie]
- Niles: I grant you she's comely, but don't you find her a tad - what would the polite euphemism be? - stupid?
- Frasier: Niles, she is just unschooled, like Liza Doolittle. Find her the right Henry Higgins, she'll be ready for a ball in no time!
- Niles: Leave it to you to put the "pig" back in "Pygmalion."
- Frasier: I knew my charms would win her over! My God, I should register this dressing gown with the love police.
- Annie: [Annie is seated on the coffee table, facing Niles, with a sympathetic hand on his knee] Oh, I know the pain you're going through. I mean, I've never been divorced myself, but my last boyfriend was. Eventually.