Frasier (TV Series)

The Ski Lodge (1998)

David Hyde Pierce: Dr. Niles Crane

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Quotes 

• Niles : I've got to get a new divorce lawyer. Claude is clearly no match for Maris's team.

  Daphne : Real sharks, are they?

  Niles : When we were courting I sent Maris a Valentine that said, "You're the girl my heart adores, everything I have is yours." Now they're calling it a pre-nup.

• [about Frasier's crush on Daphne's friend Annie] 

  Niles : I grant you she's comely, but don't you find her a tad - what would the polite euphemism be? - stupid?

  Frasier : Niles, she is just unschooled, like Liza Doolittle. Find her the right Henry Higgins, she'll be ready for a ball in no time!

  Niles : Leave it to you to put the "pig" back in "Pygmalion."

• Niles : I am not gay, Guy!

• Niles : Well, just between us, my interests lie elsewhere this weekend.

  Guy : *Really?*