Frasier (TV Series)
The Last Time I Saw Maris (1995)
Peri Gilpin: Roz Doyle
Quotes
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[Frasier gets a panic-stricken call from Niles, telling him Maris is missing]
Dr. Frasier Crane : Roz, Roz, how much time left in the show?
Roz Doyle : No, you go, do whatever you have to do, I'll handle things here.
Dr. Frasier Crane : You're sure you can manage?
Roz Doyle : If I can nurse quadruplets and still find time to rule Rozniak, I can do anything!
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Dr. Frasier Crane : Roz, I think you should be flattered. Noel's attempt to immortalize you is akin to... a love poem written by Robert Browning to his wife.
Roz Doyle : Did he ever write a poem where he gave her two extra breasts?
Dr. Frasier Crane : Well, I'd have to check my English Lit notes, but I think not, no.
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Dr. Frasier Crane : [on phone] Hello? Yes? Niles, Niles slow down. I can hardly understand you.
Roz Doyle : What is it?
Dr. Frasier Crane : Maris is missing? What? No, I don't think you should drag the koi pond!
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[about Noel's petition to add a new character to the cast of "Star Trek" based on her]
Roz Doyle : I am the joke of the station. When I used to come in in the morning the guard would say, "Morning, Roz." Now it's "All hail, Rozalinda!"
