Frasier (TV Series)

The Innkeepers (1995)

John Mahoney: Martin Crane

Quotes 

• Frasier : We'll make the place very, very exclusive! No sign on the outside, no advertisements and oh, an unlisted number!

  Martin Crane : Hey, well don't stop there! Maybe you could post some guards on the roof who can shoot people as they try to get in.

  [Daphne laughs] 

  Frasier : Never mind him. I believe, Niles. Do you believe?

  Niles : I believe!

  Otto : Have you decided what you'd like?

  Frasier : Yes. I'd like the whole damn place... right from the wine cellar to the rafters!

  Otto : [long pause]  And for the lady?

• Frasier : Daphne, Dad. Everything alright here?

  Daphne Moon : Oh, yes Dr. Crane. Whatever this anguille is, it's perfectly smashing.

  Frasier : It's our chef's specialty. The man can do things with eels you just wouldn't believe.

  Martin Crane : I arrested a guy for that once.