Frasier (TV Series)

The Fight Before Christmas (1999)

Peri Gilpin: Roz Doyle

Quotes 

• Daphne Moon : I can't very well discuss it with Dr. Crane. He's so close to Dr. Crane. If I told him, he might tell Dr. Crane and then Dr. Crane might feel embarrassed.

  Roz : Yeah, why confuse things?

• Frasier : I've invited the entire building -- even Cam Winston.

  Martin Crane : Oh!

  Frasier : In the spirit of Christmas, I've decided to put an end to our feud.

  Roz : What are you feuding about?

  Martin Crane : Oh, he parks his SUV right next to Frasier's Beemer.

  Frasier : Yes well, that car is grotesquely oversized! I've often been forced to exit from the passenger's side. Many a time, I've been brought to grief on my gear shift.

  Roz : [Frasier exits] 

  [to Martin] 

  Roz : Why doesn't he just back in?

  Martin Crane : Are you kidding? He can barely hit that space even when the guy's car isn't there.

• Roz : I can't stay, I just stopped by to drop off your punch bowl.

  Frasier : Well, thank you, Roz. Say, what kind of punch did you serve?

  Roz : Well, first I filled it with ice. Then I just poured orange juice and vodka over it.

  Frasier : Well, Roz, that's just a giant Screwdriver.

  Roz : Yeah, so? What am I, Martha Stewart?

• Daphne Moon : The other day I found out something about Dr. Crane I wasn't supposed to know.

  Roz Doyle : [excited]  Frasier?

  Daphne Moon : No, his brother. Apparently, he's had a crush on me for years.

  Roz Doyle : [exhales]  Thank God!

  Daphne Moon : What do you mean, "Thank God?"

  Roz Doyle : I've been afraid for months I'd be the one to blow the secret.

  Daphne Moon : You mean you knew?

  Roz Doyle : Well, everybody kinda did.

  Daphne Moon : And nobody said anything?

  Roz Doyle : Well, if Niles wasn't ready to say anything, it wasn't our place to do it.