Frasier (TV Series)

The Dog That Rocks the Cradle (1999)

John Mahoney: Martin Crane

Quotes 

• Martin Crane : [in the cemetery]  I'll put your mother's ashes on the left side because that was her side of the bed. And look at that, right by the maintenance shed.

  Frasier : And that's a good thing because...?

  Martin Crane : First ones to get mowed. Now, Frasier, take three steps to your left.

  [Frasier does] 

  Martin Crane : You too, Niles.

  [Niles does too] 

  Frasier : Okay, now what?

  Martin Crane : Congratulations! You're now standing on your own graves!

  [Frasier and Niles look aghast] 

  Martin Crane : I know what you're thinking, the expense, well you don't have to worry about that. Merry Christmas, boys!