Frasier (TV Series)

The Dog That Rocks the Cradle (1999)

David Hyde Pierce: Dr. Niles Crane

Quotes 

• [Niles picks his cemetery plot] 

  Niles : McGurk got me a shady spot on the high hill.

  Frasier : You mean - ?

  Niles : Yes: I'll spend eternity looking down on Maris.

  Frasier : Oh, Niles.

  Niles : Checkmate.

• Frasier : We all must be prepared when the cold hand of death comes knocking on our door.

  [they hear someone knocking on the door] 

  Frasier : Would you get that?

  Niles : I most certainly will not.