Frasier (TV Series)
The Doctor Is Out (2003)
Kelsey Grammer: Dr. Frasier Crane
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Quotes
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Dr. Frasier Crane : Oh, shut up you big queen!
Gil Chesterton : Well, I see kitty has claws.
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Alistair Burke : Frasier, this apartment is stunning.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Thank you.
Alistair Burke : The view - breathtaking; the art - perfect; the chair - hilarious.
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Roz Doyle : You know what Barry was doing from 10 O'clock until midnight?
Dr. Frasier Crane : What?
Roz Doyle : Me! That's what. He's not gay.
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Servant : Shall I fire up the hot tub, sir?
Alistair Burke : Absolutely.
Dr. Frasier Crane : I'm afraid I don't have a bathing suit.
Alistair Burke : Then, you'll fit right in.
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Roz Doyle : [about Barry] Isn't he fabulous?
Dr. Frasier Crane : Yes, yes, fabulous sums it up in a word.
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Dr. Frasier Crane : Oh dad, do you care for a coffee?
Martin Crane : Nah, I can see why you might think I would though. Guy walks into a coffee bar, you can't blame people for thinking he likes coffee.
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Dr. Frasier Crane : I'm not gay.
Alistair Burke : Oh Frasier, please don't tell me you're still struggling with those issues.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Oh I like you so much and I love our friendship, but I'm afraid I could never be more than friends.
Alistair Burke : Would three weeks on Capri in Bertolucci's villa change your mind?
Dr. Frasier Crane : [thinks about it for a long long time] It's worth a try.
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Alistair Burke : [dancing with Frasier after Alistair's successful opera production] Frasier, do you have any idea how sexy you look in that tux?
Dr. Frasier Crane : Yes, I do. Alistair, I'm afraid I may have given you the wrong impression about myself.
Alistair Burke : You seem nervous. Don't be. And I want to thank you for waiting.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Oh no, the waiting was good, I enjoyed the waiting.
Alistair Burke : Oh, me too!
[twirls Frasier]
Alistair Burke : How it sharpens the appetite. How it builds!
[dancing more against him]
Alistair Burke : The intensity, the heat, the desire! Can you feel it?
Dr. Frasier Crane : Oh yes, there it is!
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Dr. Frasier Crane : [who has just entered a gay bar where he meets the bartender Eduardo, who is also Frasier's furniture polisher] Well, I'll bet you're surprised to see me in here.
Eduardo : [sardonically] Okay.
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Dr. Frasier Crane : Oh, the man's amazing. He has the musical panache of Leonard Bernstein and the nose of a Tuscan truffle hog.
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Dr. Frasier Crane : [Trying to explain his visit to a gay bar] All right, I am going to put an end to this discussion, because there is nothing to discuss. On my way home from the gym, I popped into Bad Billy's looking for a man I was hoping was in the bathroom. I had a quick sherry with my French polisher and then I left. As for how I got into another man's shorts, that is no one's business!
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Dr. Frasier Crane : I've had gay friends before!
Dr. Niles Crane : Not ones that think you're gay too!
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Martin Crane : Who's Alistair Burke?
Dr. Frasier Crane : He is only the head of the Seattle Opera Guild, and one of the finest directors in the world.
Dr. Niles Crane : His productions are brilliant. He staged a Phillip Glass opera last year, and no one left.