Frasier (TV Series)
The Candidate (1994)
Boyd Gaines: Phil Patterson
Quotes
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[At his apartment, Frasier is filming a political ad for Phil Patterson. Frasier is sitting in a chair facing towards the balcony, then slowly turns around to face the camera]
Frasier : Oh, hello there. I'm Dr. Frasier Crane. Many of you know me from my radio show, but today I'm speaking to you as a concerned citizen.
[standing up]
Frasier : As a mental health expert, I've been listening to what my good friend Phil Patterson has to say. I like the way his mind works. He's a visionary, and he cares about the little people. That's why I'm proud to say that I'm behind Phil Patterson for Congress.
[Phil Patterson walks up to Frasier and shakes his hand]
Phil Patterson : Thanks, Frasier.
[facing camera]
Phil Patterson : Together, we can live the dream.
Frasier : Phil Patterson: the sane choice.
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Frasier : [to Phil Patterson] Yes, you know, I feel very lucky living here. I'd like to say I feel lucky to be a part of your campaign as well.
Phil Patterson : Oh, it's me who's lucky. It's quite a boost for an underdog to get an endorsement from Frasier Crane.
Frasier : Oh, I don't know if my name carries that much weight.
Phil Patterson : Oh, come on, people love you. I've listened to your show. To tell the truth, I've even thought of calling in.
Frasier : Really? What for?
Phil Patterson : [hesitates] Oh, it's... kind of sensitive.
Frasier : Listen, Phil, as a psychiatrist, anything you tell me will be kept in the strictest confidence.
[Phil still hesitates. They both stare out at the night sky, not facing each other]
Frasier : You know, it's funny how the more you bottle things up inside, the bigger they seem to be.
Phil Patterson : Well, I've never told anybody this before, but... okay, here goes. Six years ago... I was abducted by aliens.
[Frasier is shocked by this revelation and slowly turns his head to face Phil]
Frasier : Aliens?
Phil Patterson : They transported me up to their spaceship for a kind of conference. They're very concerned about what we're doing to our planet.
[Frasier stares at Phil]
Phil Patterson : Hey, you were right. Now that I've said it out loud, it doesn't seem like that big a deal.
Frasier : No...
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[Frasier is once again filming the political commercial just a few minutes after Phil Patterson's revelation. Like before, Frasier is sitting in the chair facing towards the balcony]
Director : We're rolling. And... action.
[Frasier turns around in his chair to face the camera, this time with a horrified look on his face]
Frasier : Hello, I'm Dr. Frasier Crane. Many of you know me from my radio show but today I'm speaking to you as a concerned citizen... a deeply concerned citizen.
[Niles looks at Frasier confused]
Frasier : As a mental health expert, I've been listening to what my good friend Phil Patterson has to say.
[standing up]
Frasier : I like the way his mind works. He's a visionary, and he cares about...
[whimpering]
Frasier : ... The little people.
[Daphne and Martin also look confused]
Frasier : That's why I'm proud to say that I'm behind Phil Patterson for Congress.
[Phil walks up to Frasier, who jumps back in fear this time]
Phil Patterson : Thanks, Frasier.
[shakes his hand and faces the camera]
Phil Patterson : Together, we can live the dream.
Frasier : Phil Patterson:
[almost in tears]
Frasier : The sane choice.
Director : Okay, cut it!
Frasier : God, I'm burning up!
[Frasier makes a mad dash to the powder room to get a washcloth]