Frasier (TV Series)

The Bad Son (2000)

John Mahoney: Martin Crane

Quotes 

• Martin Crane : You could have told me we were stopping here when we left for the game.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : If you'd known that, you never would have agreed to come.

  Martin Crane : Well, you didn't have to trick me. I mean, I would never do anything like that to you.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : It seems someone is forgetting sending Niles and me off to Boy Scout Camp to earn our opera badges.

• [Frasier enters the apartment soaking wet, and with a shredded umbrella] 

  Martin Crane : Wow. Frasier, what happened?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : What happened? I went six months without replacing my pollen filter in my car, so it was in the shop. Couldn't get a cab, so I took the bus home. Which splashed me! And I fell down, missed my stop, and had to walk home ten blocks in this downpour!

  Dr. Niles Crane : [aghast]  You went *six months* without changing your pollen filter?

• [dragged on a tour through a retirement home so Frasier can ask the director out on a date] 

  Martin Crane : Will you hurry up and ask her? If we move any slower in this place they're gonna start harvesting our organs!