- Dr. Niles Crane: [after Frasier pulls something out of a box of Velveeta] What's that?
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Viagra.
- Dr. Niles Crane: They sell that in Velveeta?
- Martin Crane: [discussing Ronee] I thought you brought her here for me!
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Since when do I bring you women? Who are you, the Sultan of Brunei?
- [Martin leaves for his date with Ronee]
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Dad, don't you want to take your "cheese"?
- Martin Crane: No, thanks, boys. I'm working without a net.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: I was hoping this reunion might start a countdown toward a future liftoff from Cape Crane-averal.
- Dr. Niles Crane: If you tortured that metaphor anymore, you'd be before a tribunal in the Hague.
- Dr. Niles Crane: Ronee Lawrence! She's the fiend who told me all those ghastly bedtime stories about tiny insects that would crawl into my ears and eat my brains. Earwigs!I wore a football helmet to bed for a month that year!
- Martin Crane: [Talking to Frasier and Niles about his new relationship with Ronee] Ronee and I have been gettin' kinda close this week and last night we started foolin' around and it was great. I mean, I was roundin' the bases, the coach was wavin' me in, there wasn't even gonna be a play at the plate...
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Dad, it's us.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: [upon opening the Velveeta cheese box] Oh, my God.
- Dr. Niles Crane: What is it?
- Dr. Frasier Crane: It's Viagra!
- Dr. Niles Crane: They give that away with Velveeta?
- Dr. Frasier Crane: No. It's a prescription for Martin Crane. Why do you suppose he would put it in here?
- Dr. Niles Crane: Hiding it, I assume. What better place than a box Pandora herself would be loathe to open?