Frasier (TV Series)
The Babysitter (2003)
David Hyde Pierce: Dr. Niles Crane
Quotes
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Dr. Niles Crane : [after Frasier pulls something out of a box of Velveeta] What's that?
Dr. Frasier Crane : Viagra.
Dr. Niles Crane : They sell that in Velveeta?
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Dr. Frasier Crane : I was hoping this reunion might start a countdown toward a future liftoff from Cape Crane-averal.
Dr. Niles Crane : If you tortured that metaphor anymore, you'd be before a tribunal in the Hague.
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Dr. Niles Crane : Ronee Lawrence! She's the fiend who told me all those ghastly bedtime stories about tiny insects that would crawl into my ears and eat my brains. Earwigs!I wore a football helmet to bed for a month that year!
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Dr. Frasier Crane : [upon opening the Velveeta cheese box] Oh, my God.
Dr. Niles Crane : What is it?
Dr. Frasier Crane : It's Viagra!
Dr. Niles Crane : They give that away with Velveeta?
Dr. Frasier Crane : No. It's a prescription for Martin Crane. Why do you suppose he would put it in here?
Dr. Niles Crane : Hiding it, I assume. What better place than a box Pandora herself would be loathe to open?