"Frasier" The Babysitter (TV Episode 2003) - Kelsey Grammer as Dr. Frasier Crane

Dr. Niles Crane : [after Frasier pulls something out of a box of Velveeta] What's that?

Dr. Frasier Crane : Viagra.

Dr. Niles Crane : They sell that in Velveeta?
Martin Crane : [discussing Ronee] I thought you brought her here for me!

Dr. Frasier Crane : Since when do I bring you women? Who are you, the Sultan of Brunei?
[Martin leaves for his date with Ronee]

Dr. Frasier Crane : Dad, don't you want to take your "cheese"?

Martin Crane : No, thanks, boys. I'm working without a net.
Dr. Frasier Crane : I was hoping this reunion might start a countdown toward a future liftoff from Cape Crane-averal.

Dr. Niles Crane : If you tortured that metaphor anymore, you'd be before a tribunal in the Hague.
Martin Crane : [Talking to Frasier and Niles about his new relationship with Ronee] Ronee and I have been gettin' kinda close this week and last night we started foolin' around and it was great. I mean, I was roundin' the bases, the coach was wavin' me in, there wasn't even gonna be a play at the plate...

Dr. Frasier Crane : Dad, it's us.
Dr. Frasier Crane : [upon opening the Velveeta cheese box] Oh, my God.

Dr. Niles Crane : What is it?

Dr. Frasier Crane : It's Viagra!

Dr. Niles Crane : They give that away with Velveeta?

Dr. Frasier Crane : No. It's a prescription for Martin Crane. Why do you suppose he would put it in here?

Dr. Niles Crane : Hiding it, I assume. What better place than a box Pandora herself would be loathe to open?

Kelsey Grammer: Dr. Frasier Crane