Frasier (TV Series)

The Apparent Trap (1999)

Jane Leeves: Daphne Moon

Quotes 

• Lilith : Daphne, is your fiance joining us?

  Daphne : No, I'll be seeing him later. Donny has his own Thanksgiving tradition. He has a dinner for all the divorced men he's represented during the year. He's hosting twenty-five today.

  Lilith : Wow. Twenty-five lonely, bitter men.

  Daphne : Yeah, it's been a good year.

• [Lillith is visiting the apartment; Eddie the dog is refusing to enter the building] 

  Daphne : It's like he can sense an earthquake or a dark force or... hello Lillith.

• Daphne : Oh yes, Freddie's been quite the little helper. Every time I bend over to check the turkey, there he is.

  [Niles gives Frederick a sly look] 

• Martin : [to Daphne]  Could you just once cook a traditional Thanksgiving meal? I mean, look at this cranberry sauce.

  [points to a dish of nicely smoothed sauce] 

  Martin : It's supposed to keep the shape of the can, quiver a little bit. What are all these little chunks in there?

  Daphne : Those are cranberries.

• Daphne : Beautiful job carving that turkey, Dr. Crane.

  Niles : Well, I picked up a thing or two in medical school. In case you're wondering, this bird appears to have died of a massive head trauma.