Frasier (TV Series)
The Apparent Trap (1999)
John Mahoney: Martin Crane
Quotes
-
[Frasier is worried that Lilith is coming on to him]
Frasier : Tell you what, Dad. Take a minute and then come back in. See what you think's going on in there and then find some subtle way to tell me what you think.
Martin : All right, okay. Just give me a minute.
[a few minutes later, Martin re-enters the apartment]
Martin : Oh, excuse me again, I just came back to get an umbrella in case it rains. But I hope it doesn't, because Eddie's just dying to play this new game I taught him. I take off his leash and I say, "Run for your life!" Yep, that's exactly what I say, "Run for your life!"
Frasier : Thank you, Dad.
Martin : Okay.
[starts to leave, then]
Martin : Run for your life!
-
Martin : Is it that you can't learn or you won't learn?
-
Martin : [to Daphne] Could you just once cook a traditional Thanksgiving meal? I mean, look at this cranberry sauce.
[points to a dish of nicely smoothed sauce]
Martin : It's supposed to keep the shape of the can, quiver a little bit. What are all these little chunks in there?
Daphne : Those are cranberries.