Frasier (TV Series)

Sweet Dreams (1998)

Kelsey Grammer: Dr. Frasier Crane

Quotes 

• Bulldog : Oh, by the way: Roz, baby or no baby, your ass has never looked better.

  Roz : Shut up!

  [Bulldog exits] 

  Roz : How sick is that?

  Frasier : Well, he's just being Bulldog.

  Roz : No - that I liked hearing it?

• Dr. Niles Crane : This place is the hottest new thing in fusion cuisine.

  Frasier : What cuisines are being fused?

  Dr. Niles Crane : Polynesian and Scandinavian. It's called Mahalo Valhalla.

  Frasier : Perhaps there's a reason God put those countries so far apart.

• Kenny Daly : Since I fired you, I haven't been able to eat or sleep.

  Frasier : Kenny, it's only been an hour and a half.

• Frasier : Hello Seattle, the people who know me best will not be surprised by what I'm about to tell you: I am not a man who betrays his principles. I am not a man who misleads his listeners and I am not a man who will shrink from a fight. Today I find myself in a fight over the content of my show. But rather than truffle to the forces of commercialism, I've decided to take a stand on principal, even if it means...

  [Roz enters his booth] 

  Frasier : I'm not on the air, am I?

  Roz : No. He put on The Best of Crane.

  Frasier : How much did I get out?

  Roz : Well, let's see.

  Frasier : [Roz presses a button] 

  [Voice over] 

  Frasier : People who know me best will not be surprised by what I'm about to tell you: I am not a man.

  [In person] 

  Frasier : Perfect.

• [Frasier and Daphne have arrived at the rally] 

  Daphne Moon : This is actually rather exciting. I must say, I never thought you to be the protest type.

  Frasier : Oh, on the contrary, Daphne, I was quite the activist in my college days. You know, there's nothing like throwing in with a fearless band of scruffy young rebels thumbing their noses at convention.

  Daphne Moon : So did you go in for the whole package, then? Long hair, bell bottoms, beads?

  Frasier : Oh, heavens no. I did have a pair of psychedelic suspenders that raised an eyebrow or two.

  [chuckles] 

• [Martin has just returned with Daphne, having bailed her from jail] 

  Frasier : Daphne! Daphne, it's so good to have you home, safe and sound.

  Daphne Moon : Sod off.

  Martin Crane : She's a little mad at ya.

  Frasier : Yes, thank you, Dad.

  Frasier : Daphne, I am so sorry. I feel just terrible.

  Daphne Moon : As you should. You left me handcuffed and helpless.

  Dr. Niles Crane : If you ever find yourself in that position again, be sure to call on me.

  [a look of innocent confusion from Daphne and eye-rolling from Frasier] 

  Dr. Niles Crane : ...for help.

• Frasier : You know, frankly, I'm terribly upset about this. You know, I think we'll go down there and join that rally.

  Roz : Good for you, Frasier.

  Frasier : I refuse to stand idly by while some fat-cat bully rides roughshod over the little people.

  Daphne Moon : I don't want to go to a rally!

  Frasier : Oh, tough luck - you're the chauffeur!