Frasier (TV Series)
Something Borrowed, Someone Blue: Part 1 (2000)
Anthony LaPaglia: Simon Moon
Quotes
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Daphne : Simon!
Simon Moon : Hello, sis.
Daphne : I thought you were in California.
Simon Moon : Yeah, well, those friends I went to surprise were out of town. So I decided to housesit for 'em, which was lovely. 'Til they came home last night. I don't know what all the screaming was about, I was the one in the tub! Where should I put this bag?
Dr. Frasier Crane : By the door so you don't forget it when you leave.
Simon Moon : Right. I think I know everyone here.
[spots Roz]
Simon Moon : Or do I? And what would your name be then, Miss?
Roz Doyle : Simon, you low-life idiot! You made a date with me last week and you stood me up!
Simon Moon : Sorry, love, I need a bit more to go on.
Roz Doyle : Maybe this'll refresh your memory.
[slams the door in his face]
Simon Moon : Roz! Of course!
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Simon Moon : Thank you Marty, it's most hospitable of you.
Martin Crane : Well, you gotta have a place to stay...
Dr. Frasier Crane : Stop right there! He cannot stay here! The man is loud, ill-mannered, and the last time he stayed here he killed a ficus tree on the downstairs neighbor's balcony by means which are best left to the imagination!
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Simon Moon : [Niles is at the door, wearing a large grin] Well, by the look of that smile on your face, I'd say somebody got himself a bit last night.
[gestures lewdly with arms]
Niles : [looking shocked and appalled] I find that remark rude, boorish, and IMPOSSIBLE TO DENY!
[Breaks out laughing]
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Martin Crane : Can I offer you a beer?
Simon Moon : Oh, I hate to drink alone. Can I have a sandwich with that?