"Frasier" Something About Dr. Mary (TV Episode 2000) - David Hyde Pierce as Dr. Niles Crane

Niles : Oh, come now, Frasier. You can't deny a certain measure of guilt living as you do in your exclusive lily-white world.

Frasier : Niles, owning the CD of "Ella Sings Gershwin" does not qualify you as a soul brother.
[Niles takes up kickboxing]

Niles : You know, it requires a lot of talent. You have to have timing and balance, the ability to strike and instantly retreat.

Martin : So you kick them and then run away?

Niles : Yes. My instructor says I'm a natural.
[Niles helps out after Daphne sprains her wrist]

Niles : Oh, I'll get your beer, I'm just frosting the mug in the freezer the way Daphne does.

Daphne : I never frost your beer mug.

Martin : Oh, be quiet, will you? He's feeling very guilty and we have to help him work through it.

Daphne : That is just baloney, and you know it. Shame on you, taking advantage of your son, I don't know how you sleep at night.

Martin : Well, pretty good since he started putting a mint on my pillow and a cup of cocoa by the bed.

Daphne : He never leaves me cocoa.

Martin : You have to fill out that little card.
Niles : My first roommate at Yale was black!

Frasier : Huntington Treadwell III is hardly representative of the African-American experience, Niles.

Niles : His father was a pioneer in Selma and Montgomery.

Frasier : Yes, I believe he built golf courses all over the South!

David Hyde Pierce: Dr. Niles Crane