Frasier (TV Series)

Some Assembly Required (2003)

David Hyde Pierce: Dr. Niles Crane

Quotes 

• Martin Crane : [Martin is sick before an elementary school safety lecture]  The kids are looking forward to seeing the safety show. Eddie and I aren't going to let them down.

  Dr. Niles Crane : Okay, if you really think you can do this.

  Martin Crane : I can. And by the way, you're just as beautiful today as you were the day I married you.

  Dr. Niles Crane : Okay, I let that go the first time. Sit down.

• Dr. Niles Crane : [picks up a police cap that fits Eddie]  What's this, has Frasier been attempting to do the laundry again?

• Dr. Niles Crane : Dad, good luck!

  Dr. Niles Crane : It's well known, of the cruelest grades, Ninth is third, 7th is second and 4th is first.