Frasier (TV Series)

Secret Admirer (1998)

Peri Gilpin: Roz Doyle

Quotes 

• Roz Doyle : Hey, Frasier! Nancy, hi!

  Nancy : Hi!

  Roz Doyle : So, are you back to work yet?

  Nancy : Almost, I start at KNFS tomorrow.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : You know, Roz, Nancy and I are having coffee.

  Roz Doyle : Oh, none for me, thanks.

  [to waitress] 

  Roz Doyle : Listen, can I have a fat-free muffin, please? Nancy, I have been dying to call you. My cousin just moved to town and I think he'd be perfect for you!

  Nancy : Actually, I just started seeing someone.

  Roz Doyle : Well, you'll forget all about him when you meet Chuck. He is so handsome and rugged and he loves the outdoors...

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Kindly leave him there. You see, the person that Nancy is seeing is me.

  Roz Doyle : Really? You two are dating?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Even as we speak!

  Roz Doyle : Oh, my God! I am so sorry. Well, good for you! I mean, who needs Chuck when you've got... well, the anti-Chuck?

  [she gets up] 

  Roz Doyle : When my muffin gets here, could you send it over?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : You won't even see it coming.

• Roz Doyle : Oh, my God. You have two women?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : At least.

  Roz Doyle : And you're juggling them? And you're getting jewelry?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Why is that so hard to believe?

  Roz Doyle : Well, I guess since they cloned that sheep, anything's possible.