Frasier (TV Series)

Roz, a Loan (1998)

Kelsey Grammer: Dr. Frasier Crane

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• Daphne Moon : [Frasier suspects Roz of squandering his loan, and wants to confront her]  Excuse me, not to interrupt, but six months ago you borrowed forty dollars from me. We were at the wine shop, remember? You couldn't quite scrape together enough for a bottle of your precious Chateau Mr. Fussy-Pants? So I lent you the money. And have I said a peep about it since? No! I just sit here quietly reusing my tea bags while you trundle off to your private clubs ordering gourmet this and imported that! "Are the cigars Cuban?" "Are the Tulips Dutch?" "Oh, good news: my personal shopper just found a dozen antique pudding plates." Who has twelve people over for pudding? So you gave poor Roz a bit of money! It hasn't changed your life, has it, you sherry-swilling, foie gras- munching hypocrite?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Daphne, I did repay you.

  Daphne Moon : What?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : I paid for that parking ticket. Fifty dollars as I recall. It means you owe me ten.

  Daphne Moon : Oh, right. Well, I'm glad you said something. It's not good to let these things fester.

• Dr. Frasier Crane : All right, how bad was it?

  Dr. Niles Crane : Mortifying. First of all, he refused to go nude, even in the private rooms.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Well Niles, don't forget, Dad is of a different generation.

  Dr. Niles Crane : Wearing socks and underpants and carrying a wallet into a mud bath is not a generational issue. If you ever hear me offer to take Dad to a spa again, wash out my mouth with jug wine.

• Dr. Frasier Crane : There are other jobs. Bebe told me that I'm on the short list for the voice of Chester, the Yummy-Nuts squirrel.

• Dr. Frasier Crane : How was your day at the spa?

  Dr. Niles Crane : Fantastic. You should have seen Dad. I walked by the serenity room just as Olga and Sergei were giving him a full-body sudsing.

  Martin Crane : I never felt so clean and so dirty at the same time.

• Dr. Frasier Crane : The ratings are out for KACL's first 6 months of all-salsa radio.

  Roz Doyle : And they were lousy?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : They aspire to lousy!

• Dr. Frasier Crane : Bidwell's? God, isn't that a little pricey?

  Dr. Niles Crane : I'll say, it's Maris's favorite store. They give points for every dollar you spend there. One year, she got enough to have Tony Bennett come to our house and sing.

• Dr. Niles Crane : Oh, that'll be Roz. Maybe I'll take my leave before the fur starts to fly.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Niles, there's not going to be any fur flying, unless of course she bought one on the way over here.

• Colette : May I help you?

  Roz Doyle : Non-fat capp... Haven't seen you before. I'm Roz, this is Frasier.

  Colette : Colette.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Ah, your mother was a fan of the great French novelist and raconteur Sidonie-Gabriel Colette!

  Colette : [going along]  Okay.

• Daphne Moon : Here you are, Dr. Crane. I stopped off at the Tre Anon Day Spa and picked up your papaya exfolliant and your neck cream por aloe.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Thank you, Daphne. I wouldn't have sent you out in this weather if it weren't an emergency.

• Noel Shempsky : Me, nothin' much has changed. Still living with my mom. Still working on that Klingon-to-English dictionary.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Noel, how do you say "goodbye" in Klingon?

  Noel Shempsky : Oh, it depends. If you're talking to a superior officer, then...

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Noel!

  Noel Shempsky : Krish-krush.