Frasier (TV Series)

Roz's Turn (1997)

Jane Leeves: Daphne Moon

Quotes 

• Roz : Let's just go on to my next idea. Daphne? OK, you be the girlfriend of a couple who wants to spice things up in the bedroom. Niles, will you be her boyfriend?

  Niles : [quickly]  Yes.

  Roz : OK.

  [starts tape] 

  Roz : I'm here with Fred and Patty. Tell me, you two, what made you think that your sex life needs a little jump start?

  Daphne : It's all his fault. He just seems to have lost interest in me. I've done everything I can to entice him. I've served dinner wearing nothing but high heels and an apron; I've called him at the office and talked dirty; and last night when he came home I was lying in bed wearing a whipped cream teddy! But did he care? No!

  Roz : And none of this turns you on, Fred?

  Roz : [Niles doesn't answer. He just stares into space, imagining it all. Roz gets impatient]  Fred?

  Niles : [snaps out of it]  That's nothing, you should hear the other things that don't turn me on! Tell me about it, Patty.

• Daphne : I should think having a lady friend would make you exercise more, not less. I don't mean to be indelicate, but a man in your condition who wants to enjoy certain, shall we say, indoor sports, should take steps to make sure that cranky old Mr. Hip doesn't, shall we say, let down the team, if you get my meaning?

  Martin : Don't you worry about me. I may not be the rookie of the year any more but I can still move around the bases!

  [Roz comes in] 

  Roz : Oh, hey, Martin.

  Niles : Oh, look, a scout from the majors.

• Daphne : [to Martin]  Not too limber with Sherry this evening, were we? Two hips but no hooray?