Frasier (TV Series)

Roz's Krantz & Gouldenstein Are Dead (1997)

Lois Smith: Moira

Quotes 

• Moira : Hand me those cigarettes.

  Roz : You know, these things come with a warning.

  Moira : So do you, honey, I let you in.

• Moira : We hit a patch of whitewater, and my dentures went flying into the Colorado river. I damn near dove in after them, they cost more than the whole trip.

• Moira : You know what I say to myself every morning when I look at myself in the bathroom mirror?

  Roz : What?

  Moira : AAHHHHHH!

  Roz : What the hell is that?

  Moira : That's the second thing I say to myself. Well what'd you expect me to say? That your life gets better with every passing year? If you want to hear that, go talk to Mrs. Adelman, she's the one in the TV room wearing the inflatable inner tube around her waist.