Frasier (TV Series)
Roz's Krantz & Gouldenstein Are Dead (1997)
Peri Gilpin: Roz Doyle
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Quotes
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Roz : You should have seen him, Frasier. He was raring to go, he kept bragging about how good he was and how much fun it was going to be, and he dies on me!
Bulldog : Hey, it happens to all guys, okay?
Frasier : Bulldog...
Bulldog : No, no. This is a pet peeve of mine, doc. Why is it always the guy's fault? You know, if you chicks needed a little less booze to get from "maybe" to "yes," we'd be a lot more alert when the moment of truth arrives.
Frasier : Bulldog, Roz was playing checkers with an elderly gentleman and he died.
Bulldog : Oh, well... when I said "We" I didn't mean me, because I don't have that...
[Frasier and Roz just wait]
Bulldog : Hey, you're a doctor, that was confidential!
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[Roz is picking up trash on the roadside]
Roz : About a month ago, I got stopped doing sixty in a thirty-mile-an-hour zone. It was either a huge fine or community service. So here I am. It's a nightmare. Breathing exhaust fumes, using a spatula to scrape up road kills...
Frasier : Well, at least look on the bright side. You're outdoors, you can enjoy nature, you're beautifying our highways...
Roz : Frasier, I found an ear!
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[Roz's friend at the retirement home died suddenly]
Roz : It just seems so unfair.
[Niles enters]
Roz : One minute he's lying in the bed, smiling and happy, ten seconds later it's over.
Niles : For heaven's sake, it happens to every man a couple of times in his life. Why can't you women take it as a compliment?
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Moira : You know what I say to myself every morning when I look at myself in the bathroom mirror?
Roz : What?
Moira : AAHHHHHH!
Roz : What the hell is that?
Moira : That's the second thing I say to myself. Well what'd you expect me to say? That your life gets better with every passing year? If you want to hear that, go talk to Mrs. Adelman, she's the one in the TV room wearing the inflatable inner tube around her waist.
