Frasier (TV Series)

Roz in the Doghouse (1995)

Dan Butler: Bulldog Briscoe

Quotes 

• Bulldog : Hey, you got nice feet!

  Roz : Really? You don't think they're too big?

  Bulldog : You kidding? I could get this whole thing in my mouth, easy.

• Bulldog : You got your pastrami, coleslaw... okay, where's the french fries? I ordered french fries!

  [hits a table] 

  Bulldog : THIS STINKS! THIS IS TOTAL B.S.! That apron boy is gonna...!

  [sees another small bag] 

  Bulldog : Oh, here they are.

• Bulldog : You know, I never would have thought this a couple of weeks ago, but you and I have great chemistry together, don't we?

  Bulldog : Uh-huh. I like chemistry. I flunked it, but I like it.

• Bulldog : [to Gil]  Take the shoe off.

  Roz : Oh, oh...

  Gil Chesterton : Oh, dear.

  Roz : What is it?

  Gil Chesterton : I see it's been a while since our last pedicure.

• Bulldog : Aah... Roz, you are the great one. You are some kind of producer.

  Roz : Thanks. I'm having a great time. I owe you, Bulldog. I owe you big.

  [With those words, Bulldog's face twists into a diabolical, self-satisfied grin - which Roz, being behind him, fails to notice] 

• Roz : You come over here acting all sympathetic, but you're still the same old horny, low-class slimeball you've always been!

  Bulldog : Hey, before you say something that ends up offending me, look, all I wanted to ask you is if you'd be interested in producing my show.

• Roz : [a knock at the door]  Who is it?

  Bulldog : [From behind the door]  It's Bulldog.

  Roz : Shh! Pretend we're not here.

  Frasier : Roz, you just said, "Who is it?".