Frasier (TV Series)

Rooms with a View (2002)

John Mahoney: Martin Crane

Quotes 

• Martin Crane : [about to get a Chunky bar from the machine]  Oh... but there's a Marathon bar... oh now I'm not sure what to get.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Go with your first pick, get Chunky.

  Martin Crane : But I haven't had a Marathon bar in years.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Then get Marathon.

  Martin Crane : Come to think of it, I think they stopped making Marathon bars in the '80s.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Then definitely get Chunky.

• Roz Doyle : [Frasier and Martin are making a lot of noise at the vending machine, Frasier sticks his hand in the slot to get Martin's candy bar]  What is going on over there?

  Martin Crane : [about his candy bar]  Chunky's stuck.

  Roz Doyle : Well why did Chunky stick his arm in there in the first place?

  [Frasier glares at her] 

• Martin Crane : Remember when you were little and you convinced Niles that we were all figments of his imagination, the whole world was just in his mind?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : I told him we disappeared whenever he left the room.

  Martin Crane : Yeah, months afterward, he was always darting into rooms to make sure we were all still there. Scared the crap outta me, I was ready to kill you.