Frasier (TV Series)

Roe to Perdition (2003)

David Hyde Pierce: Dr. Niles Crane

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• Dr. Niles Crane : [upon tasting Petyr's Beluga caviar]  It's like being kissed by a lusty mermaid!

• Dr. Niles Crane : We've made commitments to some very powerful people. If we disappoint them, there's no telling what they might do!

  Petyr : They will break legs? Cut off thumbs?

  Dr. Niles Crane : Worse! There'll be gossip!

• Dr. Frasier Crane : No, no, no, Niles, Niles. This is how the game is played. Maybe he thinks we're Russian mafia.

  Dr. Niles Crane : Oh, yes, people make that mistake about us all the time.