Quotes
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Martin Crane : [to Regan] I'll just run into the kitchen and get you your herbal tea.
Dr. Frasier Crane : If you'll excuse me, I'll just show my father where it's kept.
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Martin Crane : [Frasier is sat on the couch with his head in his hands as Martin stands by his chair] I just feel so responsible. Maybe there was something more I could have said, something more I could have done. I keep playing it over and over in my head.
Dr. Frasier Crane : I'll ask her out today, Dad.
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Dr. Frasier Crane : I want to chat up a half-naked woman without looking uncouth.
Martin Crane : Well, just be friendly, you know. She's a veterinarian, she's single, she's very athletic, as you can tell from that body. And Lord...
Dr. Frasier Crane : Dad!
Martin Crane : Just because you're serving the cake doesn't mean you can't have a few crumbs that drop off.
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Martin Crane : [about Regan] Pretty sweet, huh? I just found her right out in the hall.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Yes well, I'm sorry Dad, but you can't keep her.
