Quotes
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Bulldog Briscoe : [after having quit his job] I did it! I scorched him!
[Bulldog laughs maniacally]
Bulldog Briscoe : You should have seen the look on his face. Oh, I even told him about the time his wife came on to me at the Christmas party. I said there wasn't enough liquor in the world to make me sleep with that porker!
Dr. Frasier Crane : You said that to Ned Miller?
Bulldog Briscoe : Yes! Yeah, he even took a swing at me. I gave him a little okey-doke and he hit air!
Dr. Frasier Crane : My god, the man tried to strike you? Listen, Bulldog...
Bulldog Briscoe : [interrupting] Hey, hey! No sudden moves, doc. I'm still too pumped. I feel like poppin' someone.
[Bulldog leaves]
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Bulldog Briscoe : [Having just arrived at Frasier's apartment, picks up a piece of African art] What is this, anyway?
Dr. Frasier Crane : Oh, that's an exceedingly rare fertility symbol from a small nomadic tribe in Ghana.
Bulldog Briscoe : I guess when they were passing out equipment, this guy was in the back of the line.
