Frasier (TV Series)

Mother Load: Part 1 (2002)

Brian Stokes Mitchell: Cam Winston

Quotes 

• Cam Winston : Listen, Crane: You may have bamboozled the condo board, but we both know you just want more room to swing your fat ass into that BMW.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Cam, if there is any benefit to me, it is the cleaner air which we will all now breathe.

  Cam Winston : Oh, get off your high horse. You do your share of polluting with that substitute for masculinity you're driving.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : If mine's a substitute for masculinity, then what is yours?

  Cam Winston : Bigger!

• Cam Winston : [Cam has just parked his monstrous SUV, blocking Frasier's car door]  Hello, Frasier. Still driving a sedan?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Well, at least mine fits in the allotted space. Unlike this new... behemoth you're driving.

  Cam Winston : Actually, it's the Behemoth XL.