Frasier (TV Series)
Mother Load: Part 1 (2002)
John Mahoney: Martin Crane
Quotes
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Dr. Frasier Crane : You should have been at the condo-board meeting, Dad. You missed all the excitement.
Martin Crane : Don't tell me: People argued about some dumb building policy and then you all had cookies.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Not this time. I gave the greatest speech of my condo-board career, which led to a vote, which led to the ruling that Cam Winston must now park that SUV monstrosity of his in the subbasement.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Then, we had cookies.
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[discussing Daphne and Niles' moving in together]
Martin Crane : Well, I guess from now on it's just you and I.
Dr. Frasier Crane : "You and me," Dad.
Martin Crane : This is gonna be great.
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Martin Crane : Hey, you better not let Frasier see you wipe your hands on the couch. He's mad enough that you ate that stuff that he puts on his face.
Simon Moon : I'm telling you, it was marmalade.
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Dr. Frasier Crane : Dad, I am an orator. It is not only that which is said, but the passion with which it is said.
Martin Crane : You're saying it now and it just sounds like a lot of hooey.
Dr. Frasier Crane : That's because I'm not orating right now.
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Martin Crane : You think that's smart, ticking off the guy that lives right above us?
Dr. Frasier Crane : Dad, we are protected by this building's constitution. Believe me, I will have Cam cited for a noise violation if he so much as drops a hint.
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[the phone rings and Daphne answers]
Daphne : Hello?... Oh, Mum.... Yeah, I'm sorry; I've been meaning to call, but Dr. Crane yells at me whenever I phone long distance.
Dr. Frasier Crane : I do not!
Martin Crane : Let her say whatever she needs to.
Daphne : Yeah, and poor old Mr. Crane is so feeble, he can't even make it to the loo by himself.
Martin Crane : Hey!