Frasier (TV Series)

Morning Becomes Entertainment (2000)

Harriet Sansom Harris: Bebe Glazer

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• Bebe Glazer : [takes out cigarette]  May I?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : On the balcony, if you don't mind.

  Bebe Glazer : Mind? I don't want a single puff tearing up the baby blues of TV's newest sensation. By this time next week...

  Dr. Niles Crane : You heard him, if you're gonna blow smoke, do it on the balcony.

• Matt : This is a chat show, who's he going to chat with?

  Bebe Glazer : Me, I'll go on with him.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : You?

  [shakes Roz] 

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Pull yourself together, Roz!

  Matt : I don't think so, Bebe.

  Bebe Glazer : Why not? All he needs is someone to suck up to him, laugh at his jokes, pretend to listen to his stories. I'm his agent, for God's sakes, that's what I do!

  Dr. Frasier Crane : You know, I believe she could pull it off.

  Matt : The problem is she needs to be likable.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Right. Do I at least get to keep the suit?

• Bebe Glazer : Hold on, I can be likable. I can also be very un-likable. Maybe if you explained the difference to poor, confused Bebe. For instance, what you were doing in the dressing room with the wardrobe girl an hour ago: would your wife find that likable or unlikable?

  Matt : Could you put some make-up on this woman?

• Dr. Frasier Crane : So, I take it negotiations aren't going so well?

  Bebe Glazer : You remember that insulting figure you said you'd never accept?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Uh-huh.

  Bebe Glazer : They haven't come up to it yet.

• Dr. Frasier Crane : Oh, come on in, Niles. Bebe's just bringing me up to speed on her depressing news about my contract negotiations.

  Bebe Glazer : Don't worry, dear, I just need to find a way to throw a scare into them.

  Dr. Niles Crane : Have you tried turning into a bat?

  Bebe Glazer : I would, love, but most grown men don't share your fear of tiny creatures!

• Dr. Niles Crane : I can't believe you're even considering this. The show is nothing more than a melange of bad jokes and mind-numbing banter.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Yes, but it doesn't have to be, Niles, don't you see? If I could choose the guests myself,

  Bebe Glazer : You can.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : and control the content,

  Bebe Glazer : You could.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : well then I'd accept.

  Bebe Glazer : We did... I mean we will.

• Bebe Glazer : I'll find some other stuffed shirt who's happy to ride my coat tails. Niles, you're a doctor.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Niles! Don't look into her eyes!