Frasier (TV Series)

Morning Becomes Entertainment (2000)

Jane Leeves: Daphne Moon

Quotes 

• Dr. Frasier Crane : Hey, did you happen to catch the show today? I was on fire. First caller was an agoraphobic.

  [punches the air] 

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Boom! Knocked it right out of the park. Then, two troubled marriages and a compulsive over-eater. Boom-boom, Boom! I was a regular mental health dispensing machine.

  Daphne Moon : I did two loads of laundry and cut a piece of gum out of Eddie's hair.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Now, Daphne, don't get down on yourself. The work you do at home is very important. In fact, I don't know what Dad and I are going to do once you're married.

  Daphne Moon : Thank you, Dr. Crane, that makes me feel better.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Boom! Boy, there is no off-switch on this thing!

  Daphne Moon : Sadly, that's true.

  [laughs] 

• Daphne Moon : Don't worry, Dr. Crane, I'm sure you're right about these things. After all, you usually are.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Well, thank you, Daphne, that's exactly what I needed to hear.

  Daphne Moon : Boom!

• Daphne Moon : Well, I've done enough clothes shopping with your father.

  [doorbell sounds] 

  Daphne Moon : I'm pretty good at pretending to like things, no matter how horrifying I find them.

  [Daphne opens the door and smiles at Bebe] 

  Daphne Moon : [cheerful pretense]  Bebe, how nice to see you.