Frasier (TV Series)

Martin Does It His Way (1995)

Peri Gilpin: Roz Doyle

Quotes 

• Frasier : Hello, Eileen, I'm listening.

  Eileen : Dr. Crane, I've been very happily married for twenty years and I wouldn't dream of cheating, but lately when we're making love I find myself fantasizing about people... other than my husband.

  Frasier : Well, that's perfectly normal. It's quite normal to spice up one's love life by imagining a tryst with, oh, a sports figure or a movie star or...

  Eileen : Or a radio psychiatrist?

  Frasier : Excuse me?

  Eileen : It's your voice, Dr. Crane. You must have the most sensuous voice on earth.

  Frasier : [sensuously]  Oh, I don't know, Eileen.

  Eileen : I've never seen your picture. Would you mind describing yourself?

  Frasier : Oh, well I don't really think that's appropriate...

  Roz : I'll do it.

  Frasier : Roz, I don't think...

  Roz : He's about six-one, with a granite jaw and the broad shoulders of a marine. He's been wearing his hair short lately but that only accentuates his cobalt blue eyes, his chiseled cheekbones and his full, provocative lips.

  Eileen : Wow! Thanks, Roz, and thank you, Dr. Crane. I'll be thinking of you tonight. With any luck, twice!

  Frasier : Well, this is Dr. Frasier Crane feeling a little red in his chiseled cheeks. Till tomorrow then, this is KACL 780 AM.

• Frasier : Roz, that was quite a flattering description. You know, just out of curiosity: Were you just helping that lady with her fantasy or do you really see me that way?

  Roz : [in a sultry voice]  You really don't know, do you? Frasier, I am so attracted to you. I always have been.

  [comes closer] 

  Roz : Your looks, your voice.

  [stradles him and bends him backwards in his chair] 

  Roz : You don't know how many times I've wanted to strip naked and hurl myself at that glass partition like a bug on a windshield!

  Frasier : Are you through?

  Roz : [smacks his head]  Well, ask a stupid question.

• Frasier : My aunt died. I'm off to her lawyer's now. She put me in charge of her memorial.

  Roz : Oh I'm so sorry.

  Frasier , Roz : Don't be. She was a dreadful old harpy, made everyone's life around her miserable.

  Roz : That should look nice on her headstone.

  Frasier : Well, I don't mean any disrespect, but you know, the entire time I knew her, she never said anything to me that wasn't scornful, derisive, or contemptuous.

  Roz : So how come she made you in charge of her memorial?

  Frasier : I was her favorite.

• Roz : You don't know how many times I wanted to strip naked and hurl myself at that glass partition like a bug on a windshield.