Frasier (TV Series)

Love Bites Dog (1996)

John Mahoney: Martin Crane

Quotes 

• Martin Crane : New suit, huh? Who's the lucky girl?

  Frasier : Well, if you must know I'm meeting a friend of Roz's today after work, but it's no big deal.

  Martin Crane : Well, congratulations. What's it been? A year?

  Frasier : It has not been that long!

  Martin Crane : I remember the tree was still up.

• Martin Crane : What happened to the store?

  Wino : It moved.

  Daphne Moon : Do you know where?

  Wino : Yeah but it's gonna cost you.

  Martin Crane : [reaching into his pocket for money]  How much do you want?

  Wino : I don't want money! I want a kiss!

  Daphne Moon : [disguisted]  What?

  Martin Crane : You heard him!

  Daphne Moon : [disguisted again]  Mr. Crane!

  Martin Crane : You heard him! You owe me! It's only a kiss!

  Wino : Not her!

  [smiles at Martin who runs and hides behind Daphne in disguist] 

• Frasier : [looking at the microwave that is filling with smoke due to Daphne putting Martin's shoes in there to dry up]  Daphne, are you finished here with the microwave?

  Daphne Moon : [freaked out]  Oh no!

  [she goes tot he microwave and takes out Martin's shoes, which have been burnt to a crisp and she blows on them. Martin comes in and looks utterly shocked] 

  Martin Crane : My muckabees!

  Daphne Moon : Well, I'm sorry! I didn't mean to leave them in there so long!

  Frasier : Yes, well, English cooking strikes again.

  [He leaves the kitchen]