Frasier (TV Series)

Liar! Liar! (1997)

John Mahoney: Martin Crane

Quotes 

• Frasier : You know, Lilith actually told me the other day that Frederick has taken to lying. Yes, he told all of his friends that Lilith is an alien.

  Martin : Seems as good an explanation as any!

  Frasier : He also told them that she wears her hair in a bun to hide the third eye in the back of her head.

  Roz : How did Lilith find out?

  Frasier : Well, apparently she was driving him and two of his friends to a Junior Mensa meeting, when she looked in the rearview mirror and saw that they were making faces at the other cars. So, never have the words "*I* can see you!" caused so much screaming and wetting of pants!

• Frasier : You know, Roz raises a very interesting philosophical question...

  Martin : Oh, here we go. Buckle up!