Frasier (TV Series)

Legal Tender Love and Care (2000)

Kelsey Grammer: Dr. Frasier Crane

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Quotes 

• Roz : I read an article that said listening to classical music makes toddlers smarter. Something about making their brain bigger, or wider... I don't know.

  Frasier : I believe the word you're looking for is "smartified."

  Roz : Oh, yeah? Well guess which word I'm looking for now.

• Frasier : That suit is very becoming on you. Is it new?

  Abby Michaels : If it isn't, thank you for noticing, Frasier.

  Frasier : Oh, no, thank you for being so, uh... noticeable.

  Dr. Niles Crane : [to Daphne]  Do I sound like that?

  Daphne Moon : Yeah, but it's cute when you do it.

• Martin Crane : Hey, Abby, you'll like this one. I used to tell it at the precinct. How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

  Abby Michaels : I don't know. It depends on how many cops planted it there?

  Frasier : Thrust and parry, Dad!

• Martin Crane : Come on, Fraze, Abby isn't the first lawyer to pad a bill.

  Frasier : Well, maybe not, but you know, Abby is not that kind of lawyer.

  Martin Crane : What world are you living in? They're all that kind of lawyer.

  Frasier : I admit $4000 does seem rather high for phone consultations. Who the hell is she talking to?

  Martin Crane : All her friends, bragging about the new sucker she's got on the hook.

• Abby Michaels : I said get out! And to think I almost slept with you.

  Frasier : You still can.

• Dr. Niles Crane : These lawsuits have me so rattled. You know me, Frasier, normally I'm unflappable.

  Frasier : Niles, if you flapped any more, we'd have to lower you to half mast on Veteran's Day.

• Frasier : So, ah, why did you call me?

  Abby Michaels : Well, Frasier, I thought we could celebrate.

  Frasier : Really. Celebrate what?

  Abby Michaels : Well, this morning I was called down to the conference room and all the partners were there. I thought they were going to yell at me because they found out I'd given you a discount, but instead, they told me I made partner.

  Frasier : [smiling]  You gave me a discount?