- Dr. Frasier Crane: Ever since Niles made that basket, his head's been getting bigger and bigger.
- Roz Doyle: Well, you have to admit it was pretty amazing.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Amazingly lucky! To hear Niles tell it, it all started with a little rubber factory in Sumatra, where an unsuspecting basketball began a journey that would lead to greatness.
- Roz Doyle: So he's milking it a little bit, you'd do the same thing!
- Dr. Frasier Crane: I would not! I would treat it as the chance occurrence it was... like finding a terrific parking spot in front of the opera house.
- Roz Doyle: You bragged about that for weeks!
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Well, it was right in front of the steps, Roz!
- Dr. Frasier Crane: And to think I was going to offer you these basketball tickets.
- Roz Doyle: Well, can't use 'em anyway. I have a date with this French guy, Jean-Pierre.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: So that's it, huh? No Americans left.
- Martin Crane: Would you cut it out, I'm trying to watch the game!
- Dr. Frasier Crane: We're just playing I Spy, Dad.
- Martin Crane: I know, and it's distracting.
- Dr. Niles Crane: Well, we used to do it all the time on family vacations.
- Martin Crane: And it was distracting then, so cut it out, or it'll end up like our family trip to Arizona.
- Dr. Niles Crane: You mean you'll turn around in your seat and almost drive the arena into the Grand Canyon?
- [Niles is wearing a complimentary letterman jacket]
- Roz Doyle: Wow, Niles! You finally made varsity after thirty years, huh?
- Dr. Niles Crane: Yes, but it's not a real varsity jacket, Roz, so you're under no obligation to sleep with me.
- [she smiles]
- Roz Doyle: See you around.
- Dr. Niles Crane: Take care.
- Roz Doyle: Hi, Frasier.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: You may join me if you wish, Roz. Be forewarned, I am feeling a bit peevish.
- Roz Doyle: Oh, for God's sake, you're like Goldilocks with that latte. "This foam is too hard, this foam is too soft"...
- Dr. Frasier Crane: No, this is not about latte foam, Roz!
- Dr. Frasier Crane: I spy with my little eye, something beginning with "V"
- Dr. Niles Crane: Vagabonds.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: No.
- Roz Doyle: [after Frasier has received Sonics tickets from a fan] That is gonna be a great game! You should take your dad and have a boys' night out.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Well, actually, Niles and I are already having a boys' night out. We're going to go see the Northwest Chamber Ensemble's Spring Sing. After that, a late dinner at Le Cigare Volant!
- Roz Doyle: Ooh, throw in a couple of strippers and that still sounds boring.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Gosh, Niles, you making that basket tonight was truly astonishing. And what's even more unbelievable is that you are now the proud owner of a rugged, ram-tough, all-terrain pickup truck.
- Dr. Niles Crane: It occurred to me we could use it to go antiquing.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Ever since Niles made that basket, his head's been getting bigger and bigger.
- Roz Doyle: Well, you have to admit it was pretty amazing.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: Amazingly lucky! To hear Niles tell it, it all started with a little rubber factory in Sumatra, where an unsuspecting basketball began a journey that would lead to greatness.