Frasier (TV Series)
Hooping Cranes (2001)
David Hyde Pierce: Dr. Niles Crane
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Quotes
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Dr. Niles Crane : I'm the one that drained it from way downtown.
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Martin Crane : Would you cut it out, I'm trying to watch the game!
Dr. Frasier Crane : We're just playing I Spy, Dad.
Martin Crane : I know, and it's distracting.
Dr. Niles Crane : Well, we used to do it all the time on family vacations.
Martin Crane : And it was distracting then, so cut it out, or it'll end up like our family trip to Arizona.
Dr. Niles Crane : You mean you'll turn around in your seat and almost drive the arena into the Grand Canyon?
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[Niles is wearing a complimentary letterman jacket]
Roz Doyle : Wow, Niles! You finally made varsity after thirty years, huh?
Dr. Niles Crane : Yes, but it's not a real varsity jacket, Roz, so you're under no obligation to sleep with me.
[she smiles]
Roz Doyle : See you around.
Dr. Niles Crane : Take care.
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Dr. Frasier Crane : I spy with my little eye, something beginning with "V"
Dr. Niles Crane : Vagabonds.
Dr. Frasier Crane : No.
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Dr. Niles Crane : [to Frasier] You're just jealous because I have game and you don't.
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Dr. Frasier Crane : Gosh, Niles, you making that basket tonight was truly astonishing. And what's even more unbelievable is that you are now the proud owner of a rugged, ram-tough, all-terrain pickup truck.
Dr. Niles Crane : It occurred to me we could use it to go antiquing.