Quotes
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[Niles, Martin, and Daphne go to a basketball game]
Martin : Wow. Right on the hardwood, five feet from the baseline.
[Niles chuckles, then turns to Daphne]
Daphne : It's like front row orchestra, stage right.
Martin : Man, we're so close we're gonna get our teeth rattled when they center-pick.
[Niles turns to Daphne]
Daphne : It's like sitting close enough to get hit by Placido Domingo's spit.
[the buzzer goes]
Niles : What the hell was that?
Martin : That's the end of the shooter round. The coach is about to send the starting five in for the tip-off.
[Niles turns to Daphne]
Daphne : The stage manager just called places.
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Daphne : [interrupting Martin who's been complaining about a game on TV] Shh! Quiet! This is my favorite commercial!
Daphne : [yelling at the TV] No! Don't pick that floor cleaner, it'll give your floors waxy build-up!
Daphne : [still yelling at the TV] No! Don't do it! Don't do it! - D-oh-h
[Martin rolls his eyes]
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Daphne : Oh isn't this nice? Dr Crane sent us a post card from Aspen.
Martin : Great. How's he doin?
Daphne : Lets see. I delivered a speech at the conference last night. I was especially pleased with my opening line. 'My fellow psychiatrists: As I watched you on the slopes today, I realized I'd never seen so many Freudians slip.'
