Frasier (TV Series)

Good Samaritan (1999)

David Hyde Pierce: Dr. Niles Crane

Quotes 

• [before Frederick's birthday party, Niles is dipping balloons into a glass of water, then twirling them in the air to dry] 

  Martin Crane : Should I even ask?

  Dr. Niles Crane : These balloons come in an unsealed package, covered in some mysterious dust, straight from some southeast Asian sweatshop. Doesn't that worry you?

  Martin Crane : Oh, you bet it does. I remember back in Korea, we'd crouch in our foxholes, scared to death those bastards were gonna drop balloons on us.

• Dr. Niles Crane : Maris's lawyers had my credit limit reduced.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Oh, no.

  Dr. Niles Crane : It's been so bad, this week when I went to the cheese shop for their "Around the World" platter, they cut me off at Luxembourg.