Frasier (TV Series)
Good Grief (1998)
David Hyde Pierce: Dr. Niles Crane
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Quotes
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Aaron : It's cool isn't it? Your brother having his own club?
Dr. Niles Crane : Yeah, well. Seeing all of you, I sort of wish I had a club myself.
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Dr. Niles Crane : Oh, well, this is good! It means he's reached the anger stage. In due course he'll go through bargaining, depression, and finally acceptance.
Martin Crane : What's bargaining?
Dr. Niles Crane : Oh, well, it's like when a person makes a deal with God to spare their life.
Martin Crane : Oh, yeah, I know all about that. I remember right after I got shot, I said, "God, if I promise never to drink another bottle of Ballantines, will you let me get through this?"
Dr. Niles Crane : You still drink Ballantines.
Martin Crane : Not in bottles, baby.
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Dr. Frasier Crane : You're just in time, I'm throwing a party for my fan club.
Martin Crane : Here?
Dr. Niles Crane : Is there some problem with the bridge they normally meet under?
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Dr. Niles Crane : How's Frasier doing?
Martin Crane : He's getting weirder, he beat up a pinata yesterday.
Dr. Niles Crane : Isn't that what you're SUPPOSED to do to a pinata?
Martin Crane : Not like this. They found a jawbreaker on the other side of the highway.
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Dr. Niles Crane : Frasier, you're not famous ANYMORE!
[Frasier starts bawling]
Martin Crane : What in the hell did you do that for?
Dr. Niles Crane : Dad, he needed a push.
Martin Crane : But look at him! This can't be good!
Dr. Niles Crane : No, it IS good. Let it all out, Frasier, let it all out, good, that's right.
[Frasier carries on]
Dr. Niles Crane : That's probably enough now, okay.
Martin Crane : How much more can be in there?
Dr. Niles Crane : Okay, alright, yeah. That's probably enough now.
[to Martin]
Dr. Niles Crane : I don't think I can get him to stop.
Martin Crane : But this is sickening!
Daphne Moon : What're we gonna do?
Martin Crane : Somebody get that Monte Cristo in there!
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Dr. Frasier Crane : [sending Daphne to the storage room with a heavy box she just brought up] Thank you, Daphne, and when you're done with that I need you to run some errands for me. I need a very sturdy lemon zester, some more music paper some potting soil, and an easel.
Daphne Moon : Oh, be happy to!
[Niles comes in behind her]
Daphne Moon : Then after that maybe I can draw a bath, strip you naked and scrub you with a loofah, would that be alright, Dr. Crane?
Dr. Niles Crane : Yes.
Daphne Moon : [turns around and laughs] Oh, I didn't even see you standing there!