Frasier (TV Series)

Frasier Crane's Day Off (1994)

Patricia Hearst: Janice

Quotes 

• Dr. Frasier Crane : [a delirious and drug-overdosed Frasier has returned to the station]  Hello, Seattle, I'm back! This is Dr. Frasier Crane. I promise I will never leave you again. So, let's take our first caller. Hello, I'm listening.

  Robert : Hi, Dr. Crane. Thanks for taking my call. I'm a little nervous, okay? My name is Robert.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : And your name is...?

  Robert : My name is Robert.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Oh, I'm sorry. We've already had a Robert on the show today. Goodbye!

  [disconnects him] 

  Roz Doyle : [on the office phone]  Tony, it's Roz. Could you get security up here? Captain Kirk's got control of the bridge and he's gone insane.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : [takes another call]  Who is this?

  Janice : I'm Janice.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Well, Janice, what's your problem?

  Janice : Well, I'm having a problem breaking through a barrier with my in-laws.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Boring!

  [disconnects her] 

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Hello! You're on the crane with Frasier Air!

  Marjorie : Hi, Dr. Crane. This is Marjorie. You see, I'm... I'm having a problem with my boss. He doesn't seem to respect me, and I don't have the courage to confront him.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : OK, OK, Marjorie. Well, let's, let's see... Let's do a little role-playing, OK? Look, I'll be your boss, you be yourself, you be Marjorie... and uh - come on in and talk to me in a very forceful way. Tell me what you think, and you just might be surprised by what happens!

  Marjorie : Well, OK. "Listen, Mr. Ross. I've worked for this company for six years and I've never missed a day. But you've constantly promoted people less qualified than I am and I don't think that's fair."

  Dr. Frasier Crane : "Well, Marjorie, I must say I admire your forthrightness and uh... I wished more of my employees came and spoke to me with an open mind. You know, you're going to get that promotion!"

  Marjorie : Hey, that was great!

  Dr. Frasier Crane : [excited]  Yeah! Wasn't it? Wasn't it? OK, it's my turn! I'm Marjorie and you're the boss now! Come on! Come on...

  [Niles and security arrive and hustle him out]