Frasier (TV Series)

Fortysomething (1994)

Reba McEntire: Rachel

Quotes 

• Dr. Frasier Crane : Hello, Rachel. I'm listening.

  Rachel : Oh, thanks for taking my call, Dr. Crane. Um, I'm involved in sort of a strange love triangle.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : [mutes the mike]  Oh goody, this is sweeps week!

  Rachel : You see, I recently married a widower. Now, Phil's a real good man, he's a kind man. But there's just one little problem. He insists on keeping an urn with his late wife's ashes on the dresser in our bedroom.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : That is a definite "Yikes!"

  Rachel : See, I knew that wasn't normal! He says it is, but I knew it wasn't!

  Dr. Frasier Crane : All right, Rachel, Rachel, now listen. Before you go off half-cocked, let's try to remember this is a very sensitive issue for your husband. Obviously those ashes mean a very great deal to him. And although I don't believe it's appropriate that he keep them in the bedroom, I suppose you could maybe move them to another room?

  Rachel : Well, I guess I could try that. Maybe I'll move them into the guest room.

  [sound of crockery breaking] 

  Rachel : Oops.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Rachel, what happened?

  Rachel : Oh... oh, nothing. I gotta run, Dr. Crane. I've got some vacuuming to do.