Frasier (TV Series)

Fathers and Sons (2003)

David Hyde Pierce: Dr. Niles Crane

Quotes 

• Dr. Niles Crane : [about the sophistication of his intended pre-school]  I hear the top two percent in "Coloring and Putting Away" can pretty much write their own ticket.

• Martin Crane : [closing the door and seeing Frasier and Niles at the piano - he smiles]  My boys!

  [Frasier and Niles begin to sing] 

  Dr. Frasier Crane , Dr. Niles Crane : On a tree by a river a little tom-tit Sang willow, tit willow, tit willow...

  [Martin's smile fades, he rolls his eyes and heads to his chair - tossing his cane en route to his chair] 

• Dr. Frasier Crane : [singing]  I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical. From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical.

  Dr. Niles Crane : [singing]  I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical, I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical.

  Leland Barton : [singing]  About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news, With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.

  Dr. Frasier Crane , Dr. Niles Crane , Leland Barton : [singing]  With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse. With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse. With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.

  Martin Crane : [singing]  With many awful facts about the scary hippopotamus.

• Dr. Frasier Crane : Oh Niles, guess who's coming to visit? Leland Barton.

  Dr. Niles Crane : Really! From the Empire Club?

  Dr. Frasier Crane : No, that's Barton Leland.

• Dr. Niles Crane : [on his cell phone as he and Daphne discuss possible names for their baby]  What are your ideas? Taylor. Fletcher. Cooper. Tanner? Where are you getting these, The Big Book of Medieval Professions?