Frasier (TV Series)

Father of the Bride (1999)

John Mahoney: Martin Crane

Quotes 

• Frasier : Hiya, Dad.

  Martin Crane : Oh, Fras. You'll love this stuff I got from the farmer's market. This guy takes the juiciest cut of filet mignon, slices it real thin and makes jerky out of it.

  Frasier : Look Dad, I don't...

  [Martin throws it into his mouth, you can tell he is disgusted] 

  Frasier : Yes, if only I had a nice powdered Cabernet to go with it. Listen, have you given any thought to Daphne's wedding present?

  Martin Crane : Oh, well, how about a nice piece of luggage? You know, a good hard suitcase, like the kind people used to put stickers on to show everybody where they've been. Remember your grandad's? His whole life was on it: Topeka, Sioux Falls, Biloxi... it was like a map of the world.

  Frasier : What a loss to us all that he failed to write his memoirs.