Frasier (TV Series)
Father of the Bride (1999)
David Hyde Pierce: Dr. Niles Crane
Quotes
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[Frasier breaks the news to Niles about his new girlfriend]
Frasier : She's a prostitute.
Niles : Frasier, I don't like lawyers anymore than you do, but frankly a man whose face is plastered on every bus in town should be careful what terms he bandies about.
Frasier : Niles, "Executive Match" is an escort service! One of Donny's clients was caught using them.
Niles : I don't believe you.
Frasier : Niles, does Sabrina laugh at everything you say, is she fascinated by everything about you, even your collections?
Niles : Well, yes. Actually, I even showed her my rarely-seen collection of eighteenth-century Portuguese bud vases.
Frasier : And how did she react?
Niles : Well, if you must know, she was rather aroused. She said she loved a man who collected porcelain and... Oh my God, I'm dating a whore!
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Niles : If all goes well, in two weeks I shall storm the citadel of her womanhood.
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Niles : I am taking it slow with Sabrina.
Frasier : You mean you haven't...?
Niles : ...haven't?
Frasier : Haven't...?
Niles : Oh, please! Are you mad, you don't proposition a woman like that on the first date. Last night, I dropped her home after dinner with nothing more than a courtly kiss on the wrist. Tonight MAY proceed to hand holding. If all goes well, in two weeks I shall storm the citadel of her womanhood.
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Niles : [Niles describes the date he was on] She was...
[takes a cat hair from his jacket and puts it on the floor]
Niles : ... a cat person. She brought her cat on our date. Well, she had good reason, it was Mr. Waggles's birthday. Actually his birthday party. Actually, his surprise birthday party.
Frasier : I'm sorry, where on earth did you meet this woman?
Niles : At Nordstroms. We both reached for the same cashmere throw and she said she needed something to keep her Waggles warm. I thought it was a coy euphemism.