Frasier (TV Series)

Duke's, We Hardly Knew Ye (1994)

Jane Leeves: Daphne Moon

Quotes 

• [Frasier and Niles wonder why Martin invited them to Duke's Bar] 

  Daphne : Could it be that he just wants to lift a pint with his sons?

  Niles : No. Duke's is where dad hangs out with his cop buddies. It's where he goes to escape the stresses, strains, and petty annoyances of everyday life.

  Frasier : In other words, us.

• Daphne : If you ask me, you Americans have an unhealthy obsession with sex.

  Martin : Hey, I'm sorry we can't all be as chaste and restrained as the Royal Family!

  Frasier : Good one, Dad!

  Martin : I've been saving it!

• Daphne : Excuse me? What kind of randy custom is that? First date, second date, whoops, let's all pitch our knickers? The third date might mean that to you Americans, but it takes more than three dates to get bangers and mash with Daphne Moon.

• Daphne : I have never met a family that worked so hard at being uncomfortable with each other!

• Daphne : [Daphne emerges from her room wearing a red, oriental style dress] 

  [to Martin and Frasier] 

  Daphne : Well?

  [Martin lets out a wolf whistle] 

  Frasier : Well, Daphne, very nice.

  Daphne : Thank you.

  Martin : No, thank YOU.

  Daphne : I'd be more flattered if I didn't know how hard up you both are right now. I'm going out with Derek again tonight. But I'm having trouble choosing a fragrance. I've got it pinned down to these two.

  [she sprays one] 

  Daphne : "Heather" - fresh and bouncy as a spring morning, or

  [she sprays the other] 

  Daphne : "Forbidden" - your passport to erotic realms of pleasure.

  [Martin and Frasier smell both fragrances] 

  Martin : How many times you been out with this guy?

  Martin : This is our third date.

  [Frasier and Martin look at each other] 

  Martin : Forbidden